Speaking of no ideas and a whole lot of nerve:
Jackie Chan is in negotiations to star in the remake of 1984 hit movie The Karate Kid, according to reports.
The martial arts star would take on the role of mentor Mr Miyagi, industry newspaper Hollywood Reporter says.
The character was made famous by Pat Morita in the original film franchise and earned him an Oscar nomination.
Jaden Smith, the son of Hollywood actor Will Smith, has already been cast as the boy to be mentored by the martial arts expert.
Like the original film, the movie will tell the story of a boy who is picked on by bullies who learns to stand up for himself with the help of Mr Miyagi.
What the fuck!? Karate Kid doesn't deserve a fuckin remake! Jackie Chan has to star as Yamamoto in a remake of "Pearl Harbor" starring Ethan Hawke before he can DARE fill Pat Morita's shoes as Mr. Miyagi!!
All right, that's it! I'm gonna remake "Defiance." The original film starred Daniel Craig and was released in 2009. What? ...Its only opening this week? Ahh! Who gives a fuck! Never too early to buy out someone else's work and do a half-assed job reinterpreting it to score some big money from a theaterfull of bored dimwits.
Jurched