Well if you get the single you can divide 8000 by four and only have 2000 calories, so if you don't eat anything else for the rest of the day you're good.
Yeah someone posted the ad for it a while back on the board but I had forgotten about it. I'd at least like to try it.
Also, cooking things in lard really is better than oil. They DO taste better. In fact, use lard instead of Crisco to make the crust in apple pie and you'll kill for it.
By that I mean when they're dressed up in those uniforms and working. They could be hot as shit outside of work, but a "Hooters Girl" does not equal sexy or hot to me.