No one ever expects the Polish inquisition !

Btw Why did they crucify Jesus instead of drowning him ?





















Because an aquarium above every christian's door would look ten times more idiotic than the cross.
 
Why did mary magdalene like jesus so much?





Because he was hung like this!
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I didn't read it cuz it said "text in Polish", but if that's true what are you complaining about? Here in the States everyone sues everyone for anything at any time. It sucks man, I know, but Xtianity always has it's way of getting the upper hand. Theres more of them so they win.
It would be like a big muscle bound lumberjack fighting a Hornet, yeah the Lumberjack could crush that one Hornet...but when the entire Hornet population finds out about it the Lumberjack is toast. We are the Lumberjacks. Strong...but outnumbered. My analogies are really pathetic. I know. Remember that song with the chainsaw in it, wasn't that called the lumberjack or something?
If you leave Poland don't expect the U.S. to be any better, everyone wants to live here because we are so free, but we are slaves to our government like the rest of you, our country just has enough money to advertise it as the best one in the world. I've been to several countries and I didn't like coming back to the states. Yes, I will move to an island and denounce my citizenship...when money allows it.
 
Christ Illusion666 said:
I didn't read it cuz it said "text in Polish", but if that's true what are you complaining about? Here in the States everyone sues everyone for anything at any time. It sucks man, I know, but Xtianity always has it's way of getting the upper hand. Theres more of them so they win.
It would be like a big muscle bound lumberjack fighting a Hornet, yeah the Lumberjack could crush that one Hornet...but when the entire Hornet population finds out about it the Lumberjack is toast. We are the Lumberjacks. Strong...but outnumbered. My analogies are really pathetic. I know. Remember that song with the chainsaw in it, wasn't that called the lumberjack or something?
If you leave Poland don't expect the U.S. to be any better, everyone wants to live here because we are so free, but we are slaves to our government like the rest of you, our country just has enough money to advertise it as the best one in the world. I've been to several countries and I didn't like coming back to the states. Yes, I will move to an island and denounce my citizenship...when money allows it.
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You don't know the background - it is just the last straw.
They plan to ban ALL death and black metal bands including our superstars like Behemoth and Vader !
 
Rabid Headbanger said:
I know. It's fucking gay.
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It gets even worse !
There is a small party called "League of Polish Families" in the Polish Parliament - everyone knows that they are all catholic [edit]fundamentalists, but sadly they are in a coalition with the current majority - without them the majority would be a minority so they are in a position to dictate.

Some of their recent "intelligent" ideas:
Banning Teletubbies because Tinky Winky is gay. :Smug: :hypno:

Banning all pornography (yes including the Playboy Magazine - they don't know the difference between erotica and porn). :ill:

2 or more years in prison for possesion of porn with an intent to distribute (yes including the Playboy magazine). :ill: :zombie:

Banning miniskirts ! :goggly: :waah:

A total ban of abortion even if it would save the pregnant woman's life. :waah:
 
Mutant said:
It gets even worse !
There is a small party called "League of Polish Families" in the Polish Parliament - everyone knows that they are all catholic fundamentals, but sadly they are in a coalition with the current majority - without them the majority would be a minority so they are in a position to dictate.

Some of their recent "intelligent" ideas:
Banning Teletubbies because Tinky Winky is gay. :Smug: :hypno:

Banning all pornography (yes including the Playboy Magazine - they don't know the difference between erotica and porn). :ill:

2 or more years in prison for possesion of porn with an intent to distribute (yes including the Playboy magazine). :ill: :zombie:

Banning miniskirts ! :goggly: :waah:

A total ban of abortion even if it would save the pregnant woman's life. :waah:
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God... what a shit pit.

Stupid christians.
 
Hatebreeder said:
After the Jews were driven out in WWII, Poland turned into a shithole, like most of Europe. Why do you think America is in such a golden age? We've got all the Jews.

Send them back if you want to boost the country back to its former status. :)
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Fuckin' send Michigan some Jews, we want to participate in this economic boom.
 
Hatebreeder said:
After the Jews were driven out in WWII, Poland turned into a shithole, like most of Europe. Why do you think America is in such a golden age? We've got all the Jews.

Send them back if you want to boost the country back to its former status. :)
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I agree - Jews are like European Japanese. :lol:

(M)aggoT said:
And how do you know that Poland turned into a shithole?
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Maybe he knows from history classes that Poland was sold to Stalin by the West after the war and then forcefully raped with economy destroying communism for 44 years.
 
You know nothing about Poland and you say it sucks. Why? Because were Russia neighbours or something? :mad:
 
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