now i know why alex did so bad on his paper

[Baliset]

i can't take credit for this thread. i am just reposting it:

 

[Baliset]

 

[Baliset]

 

[xfer]

hahaha that is totally awesome!

i would have flunked the fuck out of that kid.

 

[xfer]

no, actually, i would've thought he was pretty funny and given him a free chance at a rewrite without taking any points off. for entertaining me!

 

[Baliset]

on the same subject sort of. i remember in italian class my sophmore year when byron used to take the assignments where we had to write a story in italian and use it as an excuse to write blasphemous horror stories which the teacher used to claim "gave me nightmares."

good times.

 

[xfer]

but he'd write them in really broken italian so they were the equivalent of:

"Ugly monster beast door. Running must be very large. Crumble book pages very word!"

 

[xfer]

i got kicked out of mrs. baldoni's religion class for writing all this latin shit on my paper like EGO NON IN NOMINE PATRI, SED IN NOMINE DIABOLI!

 

[Josh Seipp]

this

is


AMAZING

 

[Nut Butter]

Like all things Spanish, it is dangerous.

universal truth

 

[GRIND.KILLED.EMO.]

im printing this shit and giving it to my english teacher--who is the head of the ENglish Department

 

[kleo706]

I'm an English major. Give it to me.

 

[Demonspell]

My favorite excerpt is "He fatherly founded...electricity in the sky".

 

[lizard]

Demonspell, how's the new evergrey...haven't heard it yet.