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GregadetH

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As luck would have it, I may have testicular cancer. Yay. I'm going back to the Dr. to find out more today. This is most non supercool manchu. I'm worried, wary and sleepless over this....
Skin cancer runs in my family but c'mon, to be the first one ta get ta ride tha "c-train" b/c 'o my boys...yeah theirs a legacy I wanna be known for in tha family tree.
Y'all just be thinkin' 'bout me.

-I'm out like Lar$' talent-
Greg
 
Greg that's some terrible/scary news, don't give up hope today's medicine and technology is so much better than it was than when our grandpa's had it, "Refuse To Be Denied" Stay strong brother!!!!!! And to make lite of the subject, watch Fight Club again (I.E. Bitch Tits) :worship:
 
Goddamn, the previous post about "bitch tits" is scarier than anything I'm thinking in my head. ANYTHING.

I've been making lite of it..it's just getting down to zero hour (appointment) and it's starting to seep in. Trust me, if all goes well I'll pen a song called 'Skin 'o my Sack' and sing it to a well known MegadetH tune...And you damn skippy, I will 'Refuse To Be Denied' my god given right to have more than one nut.:Spin:
 
Man, these news suck some serious ass but don´t worry, you have the force, stamina and energy to beat the fuckin´monster! Just like Chuck Billy did, you must kick the big C´s ass! You didn´t get rid of the bitch just to get rid of your balls later did you?
What doesn´t kill me makes me stronger! :hotjump:
 
Good luck. It really puts things in order when something really bad goes down. Your health is the most important thing you got. Hopefully you get the all good if not, get well.
 
Good luck, Greg. IF you find out you do have cancer (and we all hope you don't), remember that it can be beaten. Look at Lance Armstrong. He had testicular cancer and has come back to be quite possibly the best athlete in the world. To be able to flat out dominate an athletic competition as grueling as the Tour de France like he has done is amazing. Factor in the fact that he had to beat cancer first and it becomes an absolutely phenomenal feat. Now, I don't think you are in quite the same class physically as he is (very few are) but it shows that it can be done, and the survivor can be just as strong as ever. We will all be pulling for you.

Good luck and best wishes,
Scott
 
GREGADETH - 'SKIN 'O MY SACK'
"Though I don't feel the same, the cancer monkeys off my back. Clingin' onto life, by the skin 'o my sack"

:)

I got tha news.....its not cancer. FUCK YEAH! It seems I have contracted EPIDIDTYMITIS from my testicle becoming tangled up in my epididymis (my rockin' sperm tube) . I felt virtually no pain from my testicle being corded off b/c my "sperm tube" had become so tangled that it swole and hardened to the point where it felt like a tumor to the Dr. and nurses skillful hands. OUCH! I've gotten meself untangled, yet the swelling and pain lingers. I was given a shot in tha ass (antibiotic) and a scipt of LORTABS (HELL YEAH!) and i'm expected to fully recover in 3 to 4 weeks.

Thanx to everyone for their support. I'm not a religious man, but I appreciate all the prayers. The healing power of ppl came thru for me today.

You guys rock. I mean that.
\m/

- GregadetH