O/T The 'Liar at work' finally got burned, by me nonetheless..yay!

[GregadetH]

Ok...so we all have that one "liar" at work who always wants to get into ur convo and no matter how improbable - always manages to one-up you on ur stories or just to look cool to the others..well today I made ours look a fool.

Here is the convo.

G= me
F= Frank
L= Liar


G: So did u check out Thin Lizzy yet?
F: Yeah man, they rule ass.
G: U know it brotha!
F: Rock out w/ ur cock out!

In comes the Liar..

L: Wasup fellas?
G: Just takin' a break..u know
F: ..talkin' music and shit
L: Really, who?
G: Thin Lizzy
L: i saw them live once.
G: Really?
L: Yeah, back in '94
F (dosent know any better): Must've been a good show
G: Especially w/ the shape thier singer was in that year...(chuckles)
L: Yeah he's reclusive..but a genious.
G: I bet hes reclusive...kinda stays where he lays actually...
L: Yeah they played there hits.
G: Which ones?
L: All of them.
G: THE SINGER DIED IN '86 0R '87 YOU LYING PIECE OF UNORIGINAL SHIT! GO TAKE A SEAT OVER THERE!

The liar then ran from the breakroom in shame...then came back to say he was joking the whole time....God I hate the work liar.

ok thats a long post, my bad.

 

[Arg_Hamster]

I know the type... had one i nschool. I was one of the dorks (still am) but I had my music thing and this cool guy got annoyed when I talked about music with my friends and he made a jackass out of himself when he tried to compare Faith No More to Green Day... FUCKING LOOSER!

 

[ThraxDude]

I know the type. I hate those liars. It's like they're starving for attention.

I've known plently of those types of people.

Remember the "Pathological Liar" from Saturday Night Live?

 

[DarbysDad]

Gregadeth- you should have screamed the lyrics from Liar to the bastard. diseased filled, scumbag etc. one of my favorite Megadeth songs.

 

[SCott308]

Excellent tune. Also, don't forget "Verbal Razors" by Exodus.

Scott

 

[Ragamuffin]

 

[johnnieCzech]

Hehe. I have one friend who was always telling us stories about girls he fucked. None of these are usually true. One day, me and another friend, had found out and told him "hey don´t give us these tales. We know you couldn´t fuck her because of this and that..." and he gave in, like "all right, all right". Funny. What´s funnier is that he´s not 14 or 15, but 27 actually.

 

[Arg_Hamster]

Gregadeth- you should have screamed the lyrics from Liar to the bastard. diseased filled, scumbag etc. one of my favorite Megadeth songs.

 

[GregadetH]

Why, I'm playing it now.


"You FUCKING LIAR!"

BTW Ragamuffin, I'd like to tell you that the Rollins pic is just too damn funny, I'd like to tell you thats its cool...BUT I'M A LIAR, LIAAAR!

 

[jdelpi]

Someone at work told me he had "all" of Iron Maiden's CDs, but he couldn't name the band who wrote "Die With Your Boots On." Yesterday I was playing Bruce Dickinson's Scream for Me, Brazil. He asked who it was. I asked him if he knew who Bruce Dickinson is. He said no.

A while ago he walked into the office while I was playing Van Halen's Women and Children First. He said "wow, I haven't heard this song in a while." I asked him if he knew which song it was. He said "Yeah, isn't this 'Hot for Teacher'"? I said "no, it's definitely not." "Then what is it?" he asked. I said "I don't know, but it's definitely not 'Hot for Teacher,' which is on 1984. This is Women and Children First. It's the song between 'Everybody Wants Some!' and 'Romeo's Delight.'" (The song is called "Fools.")

 

[Ragamuffin]

My Metalband Kung Fu is better than your Metalband Kung Fu!