Whahahahahahaha! Thank you Remmie! I will take this as my 3000-post present!
"Hooked on a feeling" is originally a swedish song by an artist called Björn Skifs. But this version out-gays it by 1000 points! Anthrax-cover anyone?
And the Hoff is never old tits even though they are getting a bit saggier and the hair is a bit grayer.
Scary, scary man. Pure cheese. He looks like a young Henry Thomas. Recently I've seen him on TV somewhere, and he looked fuckin' scary. His face is plastic surgeried to death.
I just watched a John Waters movie,'Dirty Shame', where Hasselhoff has a cameo taking a dump on an airplane(making the face and all) and then the bottom of the toilet blows out at 10,000 feet.