Octopus percussion

lars k norberg

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Oct 30, 2005
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This is posted somewhere on the net, regarding new SA-material. Being all true, yet I wonder how this person could know about the octopus…:

[T]hey'll [alias Spiral Architect] be using at least two studios. One is for the band and no 7 @24 STRING guitars, 3 drummers with 3D HONEYCOMB kits bigger than Dream Theaters, 4 vocalists, and another studio for some specially tech tracks. Recording in there will be wild animals like elephants and rabbits free to run totally berko in their own studio with whatever they like to play with. A possible octopus with percussion is also being considered but training has proven difficult(may be what the hold up is) so the best programmers will have to be sought out to take the sounds and MATHETIZE them. There will be samples in the mix like as actual computer motherboard factories constructing parts. Even SNOWFLAKES will be crushed and micro recorded and such effects. An EINSTEIN FORMULA is on the menu for most of these TECHNICAL and COMPLEX and MATH and POLY additions. So far "timed SHRAPNEL injections into studio" have been tested, as were sped up MORSE CODE tapes from world war 1. GUESTS are welcome to fill in any gaps in the sound if they are creative enough to find any, but it will cost you - If there are such things in 2012, you have to BUY THE PHYSICAL CD with the case including a CRYSTALIZED HOLOGRAM surface which actually moves to music. All recordings will be thrown into the mix more than once at lower volumes on the odd timed Einstein formula, with echoes and all that kinda stuff for TRIPLE T3K EFFECT. The t3Kk3St album of all time.
 
Sleepytime Gorilla Museum had a donkey in their studio. Nothing surpasses that..

But the octopus gives a good fight