OFFICIAL PETITION - For the WORLD to adopt ZULU or GST as a STANDARD!

[xenophobe]

Aren't you sick of having your buddies come online as you're off to bed?


Hate those 'kin Oceans so much... or those damnd fucked up time zones that don't even make any real sense?


Want everyone to wake and sleep at the same time?


Vote YES for adopting and following a Global Standard Time!!!!


All your worries shall be gone!



Oh, look at this crap... sure makes a LOT of sense!

 

[nØthing]

Yes!

 

[xenophobe]

If we get enough votes, I'll foward it to the United Nations

 

[†_Aragorth_†]

yes!

 

[AngelinaBlakkheim]

HAHA! YES!

 

[Spike]

YASSE!

 

[EagleFlyFree]

i don't see any reason why my paraguayan neighbours up north should get one extra hour to slack >:-(
edit: i got it wrong, but for the sake of the joke, i'll leave it as that

i say we make my house gmt0 and then the rest of the world can try their hardest to adjust their sleeping schedule to it, deal?

 

[NaTaSMAI]

NO!
















Ok, Yes

Edit: Wait a minute, 6 people posted in the thread, yet there are only 4 votes

 

[Voice of God]

YES!


So... What's Zulu? And... Wouldn't this mean half of the world would have to be nocturnal? Sounds cool, go for it.

 

[Labandunga]

lol go for it! ı wanna get up in midnight!
lmao.....

 

[xenophobe]

YES!


So... What's Zulu?

It's longitude Z, which roughly means the time at 0 longitude on the global map, where the time zones are either +/- in relation to. There are a whole bunch of variations GSM/GMT/TAI/UT0/UT1/UT2/UTC/World Time/Coordinated Universal Time, but for all intensive purposes they're all pretty much the same, just corrected differently. Some aren't used anymore (GMT), some are based on International Atomic Time (TAI), others are based on solor observation and adjusted with "leap" seconds by Atomic Time (UTx)... and so on. It's actually quite confusing.

Anyways, Zulu Time is what the military would use for this time, in it's use of satellites, as well as space missions... It's a common standard time for Earth, and it is time, we, being citizens of this planet, all fall under this time designation without any subtractions or additions, or weird, here you subtract, inconsistently drawn out map where 100 miles north/south from any given point, the time may or may not be different.

If you thought that was confusing, go back to my first post and explain the outdated time zone map, which was created before all the countries in the world were so interconnected and interdependent.

 

[Valo Nightstalker]

Yes!

 

[Profanity]

Signed

 

[Final Resistance 1]

What an incredibly devious plan!

Does this mean I have to get up in the middle of the night for say.. work?

 

[Fourka]

Of course!

 

[Sonnenritter]

Yes! *thumbs up*

 

[xenophobe]

What an incredibly devious plan!

Does this mean I have to get up in the middle of the night for say.. work?

I guess it would depend on where you lived....

 

[Steve]

Of Course!

 

[xenophobe]

YOU TIME BASTARDSSSS!!!!!!

 

[Taliesin]

Xeno!

Take Me To Your Dealer!