Oh Crap!!!

[FrostGiant]

"Hail to 2 inches in diameter... thunderstorm wind gusts to 70 mph... and dangerous lightning are possible in these areas."


And I'm at work and my car is outside. CRAP!!!

 

[xfer]

how did ancient man survive before he invented roofs?

 

[FrostGiant]

I'd bet the life expactancy was a tad lower.

 

[xfer]

ummmm the bible QUITE CLEARLY says that ancient man lived a lot longer than modern man. methuselah, for example?

you probably think humans descended from monkeys, too. what would happen if you froze a monkey for 10,000 years? would it turn into a man? i didn't think so.

 

[lizard]

cool it's headed this way.

if you froze a chimp for 10000 years, and thawed him out, what kind of music would he be into?

 

[avi]

and we all know the bible would never steer us wrong!

 

[lizard]

neither would a thawed out chimp which had advanced mentally! it would be so cool!

me: why I'm astounded! a talking chimp!
Chimp: my good fellow, I speak 23 different languages, as well as many Filapino dialects...
me: dude, what do you think of the latest Nevermore release?
Chimp: I find the songwriting to be superior but the general concensus amongst the public is that the disc as a whole suffers from murky production.
me: get out! you are one smart monkey!

 

[FrostGiant]

Hey, if we evolved from chimps....then how come there are still chimps around? Shouldn't they all be humans?

 

[lizard]

not the ones who believed in gay marriage. they were banned to chimpdom forever for violating the laws of nature.

 

[minxnim]

it just got really dark here and started thundering. JESUS IS MAD

 

[xfer]

jesus needs to chill.

 

[FrostGiant]

They screwed up the time on that banner.

 

[minxnim]

dear jesus:

 

[xfer]

frostgiant's posting seriously gets better every day.

 

[xfer]

 

[FrostGiant]

I've been taking classes at the Y.

 

[minxnim]

ooooooomg bunny genitals