Man, you will not believe this! I'm having a cigarette on my balcony and this black beemer screams to a stop, a guy jumps out and takes off. It looks more like he was thrown out, that's how fast he was going. He didn't stop running.
The beemer takes off and another car just hauling ass around the corner races in front of the beemer and slams on his brakes. They start screaming at each other. The beemer tries to back up, the other car does the same. They finally get some distance between them and the other car's driver gets out and starts walking toward the beemer. They are still screaming at each other.
At this point, I run out the door with my bat as the driver of the other car starts punching the beemer driver. I get out there and one of my neighbor's is there looking at me and my aluminum slugger like I'm insane but he's just standing there watching the whole thing. I yell at the puncher "my wife has called the police". He looks at me kinda paniced as he realized I'm still coming at him with the bat.
HE RAN LIKE HELL.... :Smokin:
The beemer driver ( a woman, her child in the back) She is crying, the other guy is looking at me real nervously, I walk back up the stairs to my aprtmnt and notice the guy who ran out of the car puked on his way to his place..uke:
I walk in the door to my wife explaing this to the police the guy in the other car was out of there faster then a bat out of hell :hotjump:
I get to explain what I saw, ( I didnt get plates of either car ,She lives here) The officer said I should have let them handle it...( the only thing that didnt sit well) I didnt say anything, He took all my info, ph # , drvr lcns #, He would not have been here in time to stop anything....
The adrenaline running through me right now is incredable ( Funny thing I was listening to "REFUSE TO BE DENIED" the whole way home from work, and here I am "SGNT D" AND "CAPT THRAX " with a bat
I AM "SIR PHOBOS BEATER OF ASS< KNIGHT OF MARS Your mission under "MARTIAN LAW" is to find Quins ass and Beat it! ( hey can i marry people under martian law? ")
TO THE MURPHMOBILE ( long live Hank "Howlin Mad" Murphy) :Smokin:
The beemer takes off and another car just hauling ass around the corner races in front of the beemer and slams on his brakes. They start screaming at each other. The beemer tries to back up, the other car does the same. They finally get some distance between them and the other car's driver gets out and starts walking toward the beemer. They are still screaming at each other.
At this point, I run out the door with my bat as the driver of the other car starts punching the beemer driver. I get out there and one of my neighbor's is there looking at me and my aluminum slugger like I'm insane but he's just standing there watching the whole thing. I yell at the puncher "my wife has called the police". He looks at me kinda paniced as he realized I'm still coming at him with the bat.
HE RAN LIKE HELL....
:Smokin: The beemer driver ( a woman, her child in the back) She is crying, the other guy is looking at me real nervously, I walk back up the stairs to my aprtmnt and notice the guy who ran out of the car puked on his way to his place..
uke: I walk in the door to my wife explaing this to the police the guy in the other car was out of there faster then a bat out of hell :hotjump:
I get to explain what I saw, ( I didnt get plates of either car ,She lives here) The officer said I should have let them handle it...( the only thing that didnt sit well)
I didnt say anything, He took all my info, ph # , drvr lcns #, He would not have been here in time to stop anything....The adrenaline running through me right now is incredable ( Funny thing I was listening to "REFUSE TO BE DENIED" the whole way home from work, and here I am "SGNT D" AND "CAPT THRAX " with a bat
I AM "SIR PHOBOS BEATER OF ASS< KNIGHT OF MARS Your mission under "MARTIAN LAW" is to find Quins ass and Beat it! ( hey can i marry people under martian law? ")
TO THE MURPHMOBILE ( long live Hank "Howlin Mad" Murphy) :Smokin:
