oh shit... I need help...

I just forgot that I have a presentation to make when I get back to school tomorrow... which song should I use?
(doesn't know how the poll option is supposed to work =\)

1)Ancient Rites- Ode to Ancient Europe (gloss over refferences to ethnic cleansing)

2)Blind Guardian- Sadly Sings Destiny (pretend it's not about saving unicorns)

3)Blind Guardian- Lord of the Rings (safe bet)

4)Borknagar- Ruins of the future (bullshit for remaining 5 min about how it describes the 'futility of life')

5)Einherjer- Odin Owns Ye All (pretend that it doesn't encourage setting clergy on fire)

6)Finntroll- Rivfader (either leave lyrics untranslated, or change
translation so that the song is no longer about evil trolls comming to ass-rape christians)

7)fake sick and/or possessed and re-schedule

8)other (specify)

thanks in advance...