ok curiosity got the better of me

[Baliset]

i was watching VH1's Most Metal Moments last weekend and they mentioned on one that Metal Sludge did this expose, based on grouupie research, on the penis sizes and sex skills of a bunch of heavy metal guys. so i checked it out and its fucking hilarious:

http://www.metalsludge.tv/main/index.php?module=subjects&func=viewpage&pageid=381

ps. no, i'm not gay

 

[Josh Seipp]

ahahahahahahaq

man there's a lot of 'very well hung' dudes in metal

 

[avi]

I haven't looked at this in years, but yeah - it's pretty funny

 

[IanDork107]

haha That's pretty funny, but something tells me their research methods aren't entirely sound.

 

[BigFakeSmile]

i am finding a very hard time believing all these 9 and 10 inchers. isnt average like 5?

 

[Draft Dodging Scarecrow]

6, I believe.

 

[xfer]

average is under 6, i think. like 5 3/4.

 

[Baliset]

well my guess is that some of these guys might have used the money they made for surgical enhancements?

 

[minxnim]

BFS hangs out with teeny boys or something

 

[BigFakeSmile]

not MY average - average average

 

[BigFakeSmile]

also this list made me feel bad for shaun from soil, who shouldnt have to compete with real rock stars.

 

[Steve]

I think the most metal moment ever was Kurt Cobain killing himself.

 

[Novembers Paul]

Shaun Glass / Soil
Extremely lacking in both length & width.

LOL! Being a friend of mine, I now have something to rib him about. Thanks Greg, priceless!

 

[xfer]

i'm submitting a motw/KD member.

 

[Helm]

Peter Steele from Type O Negative doesn't have a 11 inch penis. He did a photo shoot for playgirl (hilarious if you don't mind enduring mental scars) contributing to the contrary so I call bullshit.