ok this just makes me laugh

shoot, why be PARACOCCIDIOIDOMICOSISPROCTITISSARCOMUCOSIS when you can be The PARACOCCIDIOIDOMICOSISPROCTITISSARCOMUCOSIS's. What about Rotting PARACOCCIDIOIDOMICOSISPROCTITISSARCOMUCOSIS. Or even, Blind PARACOCCIDIOIDOMICOSISPROCTITISSARCOMUCOSIS. This makes me want to rename my band!