Olimpic commentators: morons.

[Loren Littlejohn]

I'm watching men's diving now. The girl commentator comes up with this gem:

"The higher the diver jumps the more force on the diving board so it will flex more giving the diver more height."

So just in case your a total fucking retard jumping higher makes you jump... higher.

 

[Metaltastic]

Hahahahaahahahahahaha, sounds like they should've gotten John Madden to do the commentary "Now, here's a guy who, when he puts his contacts in, he sees better!"

(And it's Olympics, homie )

 

[Loren Littlejohn]

Yes I spell gewd.