OMFG

A large part of the beauty of both pizzas and burgers is how they take a whole bunch of tasty things and assemble them in a convenient package. There's nothing convenient about trying to eat something like that... that... monstrosity.
 
There is a great show called Man v Food. Has anyone watched it? If not you guys might enjoy checking out. Basically this American dude (Adam) goes around the country finding the greatest pig out spots. The show always ends with Adam taking on 1 a restaurants eating challenge. Very addictive show and its amazing what some people will eat. America! Land of the obese :)
 
When we were over there mid last year, bacon and egg breakfast had 3 bacons (deep fried usually), 3 eggs, half a plate of fried potato cubes/shavings/fries, toast as required pancakes (actually, bacon, eggs, pancakes and maple syrup really work as a combo)...as much juice/soda as you needed, and as much coffee as your aneurysm needed feeding...for $11.

And they got shitty when you left stuff on your plate. "What's wrong with our food ? I suppose that you want a refund !!!".."No, it was too much"..."What do you mean too much it was only $11 !"