OMG, I'm first!!! BlackwaterNymph, happy b-day!!

[Tee]

haha!!! :Spin:

so, may all your wishes come true in this year of your life. OK, not all of them, leave some for the years to come....

 

[Captain Beard]

Yes, happy Berfday.

May the magic beard bless you with fortune.

 

[lizard]

happy birthday, woooooooooooo!

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Samantha!
happy birthday dear!!! have the best one today, and may this year be wonderful for you!
:hotjump: :Spin: :hotjump: :Spin: :hotjump:

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

hapday birthpy

 

[lizard]

:Spin::Spin:just think, 22 years ago your mom was sweating, dialating to 10 cm, swearing at your dad because it was all his fault, and then...and then!!! you were born in a welter of pain and blood and placenta!

unless of course you were delivered via c-section.

childbirth is [font=&quot]Übermetal to the extreme. we all owe moms at least a nod.
[/font]

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Happy Birthday!

 

[Hejira_Omeed]

:Spin::Spin:just think, 22 years ago your mom was sweating, dialating to 10 cm, swearing at your dad because it was all his fault, and then...and then!!! you were born in a welter of pain and blood and placenta!

unless of course you were delivered via c-section.

childbirth is [font=&quot]Übermetal to the extreme. we all owe moms at least a nod.
[/font]

hahahahaha

happy birthday

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

:Spin::Spin:just think, 22 years ago your mom was sweating, dialating to 10 cm, swearing at your dad because it was all his fault, and then...and then!!! you were born in a welter of pain and blood and placenta!

unless of course you were delivered via c-section.

childbirth is [font=&quot]Übermetal to the extreme. we all owe moms at least a nod.
[/font]

I was a c-section baby. My mom is 4'11" and I was 23 inches long at birth. Now at 22 I tower over her and crush her with my might fist! RAWR!!!

Thanks everyone! I still have to work today, blah, but I'm leaving early for mexican food and possibly some after hookah.

 

[lizard]

awesome! hope you have a great time. C-section is also metal, as a sharp metal blade facilitates the doctor's triumphant pulling of you from your mom's abdomen, and he towers above her prone body holding you by your ankles as you howl your first breaths of oxygen to the heavens, towards a God which will not heed your pleas.

 

[lizard]

Arrrrrrr

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

happy birthday sammeh!! wooooo :Spin:

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Happy Birthday
from James

 

[Reverend Joint Smoker]

Happy happy b-day!!!!!!

 

[Will Bozarth]

happpyyy birthday

 

[Anvil]

Happy Burfday!

 

[Iris]

PROOST!!


-x-
Iris

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

that picture is very phallic

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

haha

 

[Brett]

happy birthday babe!