OMG MY TURN PACKAGE LIZARD RLZ =)=)=) WEEEEEEEEE L@@K

[Hell Mike]

OMG OMG PACKAGE WHAT CAN THIS BEEE???

HMM I WONDER WHO IT IS FROM!?!?!??!

OK IT'S FROM MR. XXX

NOW LET'S SEE WHAT INSIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG BUBBLEWRAP I LOVE BUBBLEWRAP!!!!!111


















but wait...................


















THERE'S MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MORE EDIBLE STUFF THAN I HAVE SEEN I MY WHOLE LIFE AY CARAMBA!!!!!!!!









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MY COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




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MY COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAND MY NUTS!! IN THE SAME PICTURE!!!!!!!!!!


dont click those last two unless you really want to see my cock and nuts


LIZARD YUO RLZ I SHALL EAT LATER I HAVE TO MAKE ME GOOD OLE FASHIONED SWEDISH FOOD NOW AND THEN REHEARSE AND I CAN'T EAT THIS UNDER STRESS OK I WILL LATER OK BUY!!111


















and await the return mwahahahaaa

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I want a lizard package, but I have nothing exciting I could send him in return....

*starts planning to assemble an attempt at one*

 

[lizard]

haha I was going to start a thread called "I Bet Fotmbm Gets His Package Today"

awesome cock and nuts!
(thx to "J" for the corn nuts tip!)

ITT we compliment fotmbm on his cock and nuts.

edit: and no, I did not sent him that pizza!

 

[Erik]

package

cock

nuts

the gay innuendo, it is overpowering

 

[Hell Mike]

what's gay about having a nice package with cock'n'nuts?

 

[lizard]

Erik's just jealous that his mouth isn't going to be full of cock and nuts

 

[Erik]

yeah but on the other hand i got my mouth full of juicy dark meat from your package

 

[lizard]

I sent fotmbm some stiff dark meat also.

 

[Hell Mike]

TEST TIME!!
First out: Dentyne FIRE mints spicy cinnamon



scary

EDIT: am I supposed to chew?

EDIT AGAIN: where's the fire? tasty, a bit weird but I thought they would make me breathe fire.. maybe I shouldn't have chewed? maybe I need to take more at once? NEXT UP: those blue jerky things

EDIT YET AGAIN: tasty!

 

[lizard]

I don't know, I've never tried them. you're my guinea pig
wait I think those are just like breath mints, the Big Red is the gum

wait till you get to the pork rinds, favorites of black people everywhere

 

[Hell Mike]

these are tasty and GREAT for my low-carb lifestyle! dunon what's up next, tips?

 

[lizard]

give us a verdict on the corn nuts!

 

[Hell Mike]

I'll get there! Finishing these jerkies and then onto Big Red so we can compare my reaction to Johanna's!

EDIT: tasty!! a bit weird but not a lot I guess but I was expecting something to make me breathe fire again

EDIT AGAIN: OK I took four, still not very hot but.. yeah. A little I guess.

EDIT YET AGAIN!!!:: Pork rinds and Oh Boy! OBERTO jerky both rule! At least the pork stuff was a bit hot but not as hot as I'd expected! I need to get mexican e-pals!

 

[Hell Mike]

Lizard, if I ever have to move to the US, will you be my special extra dad?

 

[lizard]

Father of the Care Crew

new tv show sitcom:

premise: staid government employee in America's heartland has his life turned upside down when he adopts two wacky swedish lads! Hilarity ensues!

 

[lizard]

Dad: Erik, where's Mike? It's his turn to take out the trash!
Erik: gee dad, I don't know!
Dad: say why's that window open?
Dad and Erik: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Trylakos]

pork rinds are definitely the grossest "natural" food I have eaten in my life

 

[lurch70]

i buy those things fresh from the Romanian butcher every so often ... they make them daily.
2 pieces and my blood pressure jumps dramatically ... nature's Viagra

 

[lizard]

In the next episode, Erik and Mike's cousin Trylakos visits from Newfoundland, and the swedes engage in a prank by putting a codfish under his pillow.

[/cue canned laughter]

 

[Hell Mike]

The nuts RULE but so far my faves are the big red chewing gum and that fried pork skin stuff, YUMMY!!