omg pitchfork did an actual review of 'jeff woods album

"There's nothing funny about realizing that you'll never get back a full hour of your life that could have been spent more productively having sex with a power sander, forgetting how to read, or simply letting the blood flow out of your wrists and into the bathtub drain, gently... so gently..."

Best end to a review EVER.
 
jeff must totally love this review. i mean, for his audience this review is the most positive possible one ever.