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Dear Massi,

Feast upon Krispy Kreme daily. Soon, I shall reclaim my birthname!

Sincerely,

Greg B.

p.s. Nice to meet you!
 
Xfer,

In which language are you speaking, my newest and bestest Internet friend???

With a feeling in my chest that might be love but is more likely heartburn,
Greg B.
 
Xfer,

I speak Estonian as well! Greeting to your goat, too!

Many happy returns,
Greg B.