Omgz!!!!!!

[Dave_Mustaine84]

A Lady Cut Me Hair Short For $15.75!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[phlogiston]

And that's amazing because...

 

[Gavin]

good one !

 

[Dave_Mustaine84]

And that's amazing because...

....my avatar is now irrelevant

 

[Cyclonus]

Damn.

 

[phlogiston]

....my avatar is now irrelevant

Oh. I thought the $15.75 was the important bit. Sorry.

 

[Spiff]

I got my mullet cut off back in 1996. Good thing too, because I didn't realise until afterwards just how bad I looked beforehand.

 

[KoichCPA]

I cut mine myself, it cost me nothing.

I win.

 

[Shannow]

My boss came into work one day, with the most godaweful, patchy looking shit on his head that anyone's ever seen.

Being a typical smartarse, I asked him if his wife cut his hair.

Yep, cost me $15 for the clippers, and every next one is free.

Poor bastard only earns $125,000 per year, so needs to be a little frugal.

Koichi, I haven't had a haircut for over two years - I win (no cost, no effort)

 

[KoichCPA]

If you shave it with a razor, it can't be patchy.

he needs a lesson in how to look totally awesome

 

[Shannow]

He's about 6' 3", and 140kg.

And as he walks into a meeting (late as usual), he whistles the Darth Vader theme.

I don't think that he needs lessons in awesomeness, and that the fucked up hairdo was only to make himself look more like Darth Vader sans helmet.

 

[KoichCPA]

I'd fight him

 

[Shannow]

I'd pay to see that.

Will you fight the other bosses also, with my scarf tied around your bicep ?

*races out to knit a Tom Baker style Dr Who scarf *

 

[KoichCPA]

anything for you shannow

 

[Shannow]

Thanks,

I'll give you a yell when I've finished knitting my scarf.

What are you up to in 2012 ?

(shit, I forgot, there's a 'maiden concert)