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[dreaming neon darkspot]

i lost 25 lbs from the abortion diet!


unfortunately, it was just the title of a myspace bulletin advertising free cell phones. ohh, the potential...

 

[Captain Beard]

I'd be shocked and tickled at the same time.

Poor Will would have a heart attack if you snuck that one in on him

 

[Will Bozarth]

no i wouldn't. i'd have a heart attack if she got pregnant and wanted to KEEP it!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

I'd be shocked and tickled at the same time.

Poor Will would have a heart attack if you snuck that one in on him

no, he'd just see it as a grand oppurtunity to break out his Louisville Slugger or send me on a trip down the stairs.

 

[Captain Beard]

What if she pulls my sister on you?

"Its a sign from God, he wants me to have this baby." I nearly gave her a Falcon Punch.


I'm so bad.

 

[Will Bozarth]

I'll show you MY Louisville Slugger...


ya know... that only works for those that HAVEN'T been up to bat with it.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

no i wouldn't. i'd have a heart attack if she got pregnant and wanted to KEEP it!

but then we wouldnt have to buy a turkey for Thanksgiving, and there'd probobly be enough left for christmas dinner!

 

[Will Bozarth]

MMMM BABY FOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

I'll show you MY Louisville Slugger...


ya know... that only works for those that HAVEN'T been up to bat with it.

so we can count Max and Eric out?

 

[Will Bozarth]

not Eric, yet. That'll be here on the 19th.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

MMMM BABY FOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!

i wonder what'd happen if you fed a baby puree'd baby...

 

[Will Bozarth]

hopefully it would die

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

hopefully it would die

but that's only our baby. i'm talking about NORMAL babies.

 

[Captain Beard]

God damnit I love you two. Be my court jesters when I'm Emperor.

 

[Will Bozarth]

nah, they can all die, too. baby holocaust!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I don't know if i approve of this sudden association of me with will's fiddle faddle batting stick.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

I don't know if i approve of this sudden association of me with will's fiddle faddle batting stick.

that's not what you said last night ... when i was hiding in the closet with a camera ...

 

[Lunar Still]

I can run downtown and get you guys actual Louisville Sluggers, if you want.




























































But Bozzy will have to provide the penis himself.

 

[neal]

i lost 25 lbs from the abortion diet!

this is fantastic

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Holy shit neal changed his avatar