On the subject of animal erections...

Alex, Alex... Alex. where were you when my last f/t employer was going out of business?

"HELP TO KILL AN THREE-EYED IRAQI... by hiring us for all of your graphic design needs!"
 
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Like, they still have the rest of that bat's peen on their servers they just aren't letting him use it.
 
it's similar to penis enlargment surgery.

because they actually make and incision and then push up the inside part of your penis, because really, half of your penis is inside the body. not the tasty half, but still half.

they also use skin from dead people if you want to make it fatter.