On the subject of midgets

dargormudshark

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Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

An African Lion much like this is responsible for the death of 28 Cambodian Midgets
Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion
Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kâmpóng Chhnãng.

The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.

Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will "... take on anything; man, beast, or machine."

This campaign is believed to be what sparked the undisclosed fan to challenge the entire league to fight a lion; a challenge that Sihamoni readily accepted.

An African Lion (Panthera Leo) was shipped to centrally located Kâmpóng Chhnãng especially for the event, which took place last Saturday, April 30, 2005 in the city’s coliseum.

The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena.

The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.

Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they “… could out-wit and out-muscle [it].”

Unfortunately, he was wrong.
 
dargormudshark said:
Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they “… could out-wit and out-muscle [it].”

Unfortunately, he was wrong.

Were they using rusty spoons? Did someone mis-translate "porn star" to "fighter"? I could understand 42 midget porn stars getting their asses kicked (shredded?) but not 42 midget fighters.
 
dargormudshark said:
http://www.newturfers.com/mwf/attac...onMutilates42MidgetsinCambodianRing-Fight.htm



Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

An African Lion much like this is responsible for the death of 28 Cambodian Midgets
Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion
Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kâmpóng Chhnãng.


They should have recruited Udo !! He would have kicked the lion's ass !!


Bryant
 
dargormudshark said:
Is Udo a legal midget

Nah I don't think so, he's just quite short. Little people have dwarfism which can be genetic (achondroplastic dwarfism) where the body is normal size but the limbs are very short, or they can have a lack of growth hormone as children (hypopituitary dwarfism) and simply stop growing at a certain time. I think you have to be 4 foot tall or less to be considered a dwarf.


Bryant
 
Bryant said:
Nah I don't think so, he's just quite short. Little people have dwarfism which can be genetic (achondroplastic dwarfism) where the body is normal size but the limbs are very short, or they can have a lack of growth hormone as children (hypopituitary dwarfism) and simply stop growing at a certain time. I think you have to be 4 foot tall or less to be considered a dwarf.


Bryant


Bryant...I reckon you have to be da smartest feller on the planet! More Smarter dan soccor-tes
 
dargormudshark said:

I did once have an IQ of 140 though I play an idiot on the internet. However, I was in the sixth grade when I had my last test. I had just discovered moonshine and crack rock at the time, so I am sure my IQ has doubled since then.


:loco: Bryant