once when i was like 15

[xfer]

me, toby, and byron wrote a classified advertisement for The Necronomicon and placed it in the Meriden Record-Journal.

we received one phone call, and giggled nervously until the caller (undoubtedly an elderly English sorceror who had thought he'd stumbled upon the greatest find of his life) hung up.

 

[chupe666]

i imagine a greying dood on his sun porch in cambridge sipping earl grey with full pointy Gandalf hat, sweatpants, and a t-shirt that says "WICCANS R HOTTT" yelling into the phone "DON'T POKE THE BEAR, YOU LITTLE PRICKS!"

 

[FuSoYa]

omg how did you suddenly remember this?

 

[xfer]

i dunno! it just came to me and the power of christ compelled me to post it!

 

[inkybmistro]

are there more cool childhood stories/photos?

 

[xfer]

well, of course.

 

[inkybmistro]

...I sort of hoped you'd tell some...

 

[Greg B.]

I sort of hoped Alex would die while wrestling a bear in the nude...

 

[Greg B.]

It'snot that I want him dead. It's just that I prefer it when people die doing really dumb things

 

[Greg B.]

I mean if he died of a heart attack after making out with a famous bollywood star or was shot... that would be super sad but if he wrestled a bear in the nude it would still be sad but more in his own hands, ya know?

 

[xfer]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessica_Dubroff

 

[Baliset]

i could tell the milkshake story.

 

[Baliset]

oh wait i have two milkshake stories. one isn't funny its just mean on my part and the other was funny at the time but i don't see it translating well to message board type.

 

[chupe666]

tease

 

[Baliset]

yep i really really am