One of my English professors was just convicted of murder!

[Nate The Great]

http://www.ljworld.com/specials/murray_trial/

I thought he was a nice guy . . .

 

[NAD]

I always figured math professors were more the murderous type.

 

[Black Winter Day]

Was he a James Patterson fan?

 

[Demonspell]

I always figured math professors were more the murderous type.

For me it was definitely the English and computer professors that were the least normal (though usually harmless, aside from one of the latter whose complete absence of emotion I found creepy), the math instructors were the ones who couldn't keep their students awake...

 

[circus_brimstone]

http://www.ljworld.com/specials/murray_trial/

I thought he was a nice guy . . .

I, for one, think this is great news. I mean, writers (and people involved with the field of English in general) are pretty fucked up. Someday I hope to be the epitome of the zany writer.