OT: Getting To Know Your Girlfriend's Breasts

I hate girls that wear clothes like they have big nice titties but when you unclasp that bra, you're mildly dissappointed. I only say mildly because the mere thought of knowing that your moments from getting laid makes up for the lack of the perkiest, sweetest pair of tits.
 
"A woman's nipples getting hard doesn't always mean she's turned on. She could be chilly or nervous."

No shit?

What is this, titties for retards?

Actually it was a good way to waste 5 minutes!