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PRESIDENT: RANDY MACHO MAN SAVAGE
FIRST LADY: MISS ELIZABETH HEULETTE
Cabinent:
STATE: RIC FLAIR
TREASURY: TED DIBIASE
DEFENSE: ARN THE ENFORCER ANDERSON
ATTORNEY GENERAL: CHRIS NOWINISKI
INTERIOR: HACKSAW JIM DUGGAN
AGRICULTURE: HENRY GODWINN
COMMERCE: VINCENT MCMAHON
LABOR: SCOTT FREAKZILLA STEINER
HEALTH HUMAN SERVICES: BOOKER T
HUD: NEW JACK
TRANSPORTATION: STUNNING STEVE AUSTIN
ENERGY: 1-2-3 KID
EDUCATION: KEVIN SULLIVAN
VET. AFFAIRS: SGT SLAUGHTER
HOMELAND SECURITY: HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN
Other positions:
AMB. TO MEXICO: REY MYSTERO, JR
SURGEON GENERAL: DR. DEATH STEVE WILLIAMS
CIA DIRECTOR: HUNTER H. HEMSLEY
FBI DIRECTOR: BOBBY THE BRAIN HEENAN
INDIAN AFFAIRS: CHIEF JAY STRONGBOW
CHIEF SURPEME JUSTICE: JESSE THE BODY VENTURA
FED. RES. BOARD "CHAIRMAN": LA PARKA
POSTMASTER: KARL THE MAILMAN MALONE
SECRET SERVICE DIR: VINCENT
FITNESS ADVISOR: (MALE) BUFF THE STUFF BAGWELL
FITNESS ADVISOR: (FEMALE) TORRIE WILSON
FED. PENT. ADVISOR: BIG BOSS MAN
EXEC. SEC. TO THE PRESIDENT: DAWN MARIE
DEA: JAKE THE SNAKE ROBERTS
INS: KONNAN
FCC: DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSON
U.N. AMB. KURT ANGLE
FAA: SUPERFLY JIMMY SNUKA
I.R.S. DIRECTOR: MIKE IRS ROTUNDO
CHIEF OF STAFF: CHIEF VAL VENIS MORLEY
PRESS SEC.: MEAN GENE OKERLAND
NAT. PARK SER DIR: MARK UNDERTAKER CALLOUS
VICE PRESIDENT: JERRY THE KING LAWLER
A.T.F: SCOTT HALL
NSA: KEVIN NASH
FTC: EARL SCREWJOB HEBNER
NTSB: MICK MANKIND FOLEY
TEXAS RANGERS CHIEF: TERRY FUNK
SEC OF ARMY: PATROIT
SEC OF NAVY: HURRICANE
SEC OF AIR FORCE: RVD ROB VAN DAM
NEH: LEAPING LANNY POFFO
NEA: DUSTIN GOLDUST RUNNELS
AMB TO CANADA: SHAWN BOY TOY MICHAELS
AMB TO ISRAEL: WILLIAM GOLDBERG
AMB TO JAPAN: SCOTT NORTON
AMB TO U.K.: HOT ROD ROWDY RODDY PIPER
JOINT CHIEF OF STAFF: ERIC BISCHOFF
PBS: STEVEN STING BORDEN
SEC: TRISH STATUS
DPNS: CHRIS WHOS BETTER THAN KANYON
AMB TO RUSSIA: IVAN THE TERRIBLE KOLOFF
AMB TO GERMANY: ALEX WRIGHT
AMERICAN HERTIAGE: STACY MISS HANCOCK KIEBLER
NASA: RED ROCKET MONROE
GAO: D-LO ROWN
EX-IM BANK DIRECTOR: SHANE OMAC MCMAHON
JAP-USA FRIEND COMMMISION: TAJIRI
WITH THESE PEOPLE IN OFFICE, NO ONE WOULD MESS WITH THE U.S.
There are a few position we have not yet filled. Among them are EPA director, OSHA director and solicitor general. We'll get to them and others later.
PRESIDENT: RANDY MACHO MAN SAVAGE
FIRST LADY: MISS ELIZABETH HEULETTE
Cabinent:
STATE: RIC FLAIR
TREASURY: TED DIBIASE
DEFENSE: ARN THE ENFORCER ANDERSON
ATTORNEY GENERAL: CHRIS NOWINISKI
INTERIOR: HACKSAW JIM DUGGAN
AGRICULTURE: HENRY GODWINN
COMMERCE: VINCENT MCMAHON
LABOR: SCOTT FREAKZILLA STEINER
HEALTH HUMAN SERVICES: BOOKER T
HUD: NEW JACK
TRANSPORTATION: STUNNING STEVE AUSTIN
ENERGY: 1-2-3 KID
EDUCATION: KEVIN SULLIVAN
VET. AFFAIRS: SGT SLAUGHTER
HOMELAND SECURITY: HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN
Other positions:
AMB. TO MEXICO: REY MYSTERO, JR
SURGEON GENERAL: DR. DEATH STEVE WILLIAMS
CIA DIRECTOR: HUNTER H. HEMSLEY
FBI DIRECTOR: BOBBY THE BRAIN HEENAN
INDIAN AFFAIRS: CHIEF JAY STRONGBOW
CHIEF SURPEME JUSTICE: JESSE THE BODY VENTURA
FED. RES. BOARD "CHAIRMAN": LA PARKA
POSTMASTER: KARL THE MAILMAN MALONE
SECRET SERVICE DIR: VINCENT
FITNESS ADVISOR: (MALE) BUFF THE STUFF BAGWELL
FITNESS ADVISOR: (FEMALE) TORRIE WILSON
FED. PENT. ADVISOR: BIG BOSS MAN
EXEC. SEC. TO THE PRESIDENT: DAWN MARIE
DEA: JAKE THE SNAKE ROBERTS
INS: KONNAN
FCC: DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSON
U.N. AMB. KURT ANGLE
FAA: SUPERFLY JIMMY SNUKA
I.R.S. DIRECTOR: MIKE IRS ROTUNDO
CHIEF OF STAFF: CHIEF VAL VENIS MORLEY
PRESS SEC.: MEAN GENE OKERLAND
NAT. PARK SER DIR: MARK UNDERTAKER CALLOUS
VICE PRESIDENT: JERRY THE KING LAWLER
A.T.F: SCOTT HALL
NSA: KEVIN NASH
FTC: EARL SCREWJOB HEBNER
NTSB: MICK MANKIND FOLEY
TEXAS RANGERS CHIEF: TERRY FUNK
SEC OF ARMY: PATROIT
SEC OF NAVY: HURRICANE
SEC OF AIR FORCE: RVD ROB VAN DAM
NEH: LEAPING LANNY POFFO
NEA: DUSTIN GOLDUST RUNNELS
AMB TO CANADA: SHAWN BOY TOY MICHAELS
AMB TO ISRAEL: WILLIAM GOLDBERG
AMB TO JAPAN: SCOTT NORTON
AMB TO U.K.: HOT ROD ROWDY RODDY PIPER
JOINT CHIEF OF STAFF: ERIC BISCHOFF
PBS: STEVEN STING BORDEN
SEC: TRISH STATUS
DPNS: CHRIS WHOS BETTER THAN KANYON
AMB TO RUSSIA: IVAN THE TERRIBLE KOLOFF
AMB TO GERMANY: ALEX WRIGHT
AMERICAN HERTIAGE: STACY MISS HANCOCK KIEBLER
NASA: RED ROCKET MONROE
GAO: D-LO ROWN
EX-IM BANK DIRECTOR: SHANE OMAC MCMAHON
JAP-USA FRIEND COMMMISION: TAJIRI
WITH THESE PEOPLE IN OFFICE, NO ONE WOULD MESS WITH THE U.S.
There are a few position we have not yet filled. Among them are EPA director, OSHA director and solicitor general. We'll get to them and others later.
