Ya really want to blow out your asshole! Drink twelve pints of Guinness, followed by a glass or two of Makers Mark, add 3 seven layer burritios with fire sauce ( five packets minimum)... Fuck for a few hours to stir it all up, sit back for about six hours then watch the mud fly. You will need to clean and disinfect the bowl after this one..... I also recomend you turn up the stereo to 11 to hide the noise from your significant other.... Most importantly keep a bottle of lysole handy unless you want to end up single..