people who take the gorilla as their first choice in "Rampage" are inferiorrrr

[FuSoYa]

conversely those who choose the lizard are not inferior.

 

[xfer]

i was so pissed when the NES version came out and left out Ralph, so if you didn't get first choice, you were stuck being that fuckin' ape.

 

[FuSoYa]

but at least they gave you the option of the lizard, instead of making it some shit mammal game.

 

[xfer]

seriously, nintendo games were so mammalcentric. super mario, zelda, bionic commando, all the sports games--where's the coldblooded option?

 

[minxnim]

who would ever pick the ape? i even hate being the ape on the war of the monsters game. i mean, if you can be a pile of angry rocks or an electric eyeball why would you ant to be a monkey?

 

[xfer]

even robotic apes have the tinge of mammaldom to them, although i guess i'd pick one if it were the last chance.

 

[FuSoYa]

who would ever design a robot in the form of an ape? such a waste.

 

[FalseTodd]

FalseTodd: Also 3 player RAMPAGE
ozmagreed: set up a time!
ozmagreed: im RALPH
FalseTodd: haha
FalseTodd: We'll figure it out
FalseTodd: I'll be LIZZIE
ozmagreed: damn you
ozmagreed: i like lizzie best, iw as trying to trick you into fighting me for Ralph
FalseTodd: sucker.
FalseTodd: Who the hell likes Ralph?
ozmagreed: indie kids
ozmagreed: because
ozmagreed: he wasnt in the NES version
FalseTodd: here it comes
ozmagreed: so he's more "obscure"
FalseTodd: whatevs
FalseTodd: Wait is he the wolf or the monkey?
ozmagreed: wolf
ozmagreed: george is the monkey
ozmagreed: he sucks.
FalseTodd: k
FalseTodd: Yeah the monkey is bullshit.

 

[xfer]

holy shit, you store all your IM conversations? CREEPY

 

[FuSoYa]

I bet both mia and goatschool like the ape.

 

[xfer]

i mean, that conversation must be six months old!

 

[avi]

creeptastic!