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JayKeeley

JayKeeley

Be still, O wand'rer!
Apr 26, 2002
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1 - Athletic, runner, swimmer type
2 - Buxom, curvaceous, bootylicious, large 'ish
3 - Slim to skinny, showing ribs, chicken legs, and a pork chop
4 - Dancer, stripper, thong, high heels & fake boobs
5 - Overweight, hairy armpits, sweaty thighs, smelly underpants
6 - Vogue model, catwalk posture, 5ft 10" and above
7 - Russian shotputter, wrestler, big muscles, stubbly chin
8 - Nun, victorias secret underwear, Uzi 9mm, New Testament
9 - Student, matted hair, drinks pints of beer, listens to The Smiths
10 - Investment banker, MBA graduate, workaholic, coke addict, S&M guru

Assume each chick to be 22 years old. They can have any complexion you desire.

I threw in #5 for you lurch. :loco:

Chicks are allowed to answer this poll too, 'cos we all know you have lesbian tendencies 'cos we've all seen porn movies and those are like real life, innit.
 
hahaha ... I can deal with #5 really taking out the "overweight" part.
used to love to nail my exes after a 2 hour session at the gym (they went to the gym, not me :lol:) ... so sweat, hairy armpits stinky puni ... no problemo!
 
lurch70 said:
hahaha ... I can deal with #5 really taking out the "overweight" part.
used to love to nail my exes after a 2 hour session at the gym (they went to the gym, not me :lol:) ... so sweat, hairy armpits stinky puni ... no problemo!
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You're such an East European. :lol:
 
this would work well if everyone would post what they WANT ... and a pic of what they currently HAVE (or in my case HAD :( )
 
I'd probably take #4 for a night. They're skanks and can usually fuck real good and are up for experimentation, like bringing another stripper friend.

Of course, the educated S&M banker might be worth a shot.
 
I think I'd go with the Investment Banker too. I dunno....there is something sweet about a chick dressed in a sharp suit, hair and make up done every morning, she's got her own money so she's not letching, workaholic so no commitment. The S&M bit I could do without though... :erk:
 
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JayKeeley said:
1 - Athletic, runner, swimmer type
10 - Investment banker, MBA graduate, workaholic, coke addict, S&M guru
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#10 sounds like just weird enough of a mix to be good! plus she'd have to be pretty experimental! :kickass:

is anyone gonna post a real pic of them's wimmenz?
 
JayKeeley said:
I think I'd go with the Investment Banker too. I dunno....there is something sweet about a chick dressed in a sharp suit, hair and make up done every morning, she's got her own money so she's not letching, workaholic so no commitment. The S&M bit I could do without though... :erk:
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Oh come on. What's better than doing a rail and then getting kicked in the nuts with a pair of stilletos by a domineering, sociopathic bitch in glasses with a steaming latte' in one hand and a big black dildo in the other, who you would never possibly consider having children with for fear of spawning little apathetic demon babies that end up as little fruits because daddy was a submissive piece of shit?
 
E-bortion said:
Oh come on. What's better than doing a rail and then getting kicked in the nuts with a pair of stilletos by a domineering, sociopathic bitch in glasses with a steaming latte' in one hand and a big black dildo in the other, who you would never possibly consider having children with for fear of spawning little apathetic demon babies that end up as little fruits because daddy was a submissive piece of shit?
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Haha, it's the dildo bit I'd be scared of. I don't give a shit where my G spot is, I'm not having anything go up my arse. :tickled:
 
this thread is not complete without Borat's choice :lol:

What Borat looks for in a girl:

1. Blonde
2. No retardment in family
3. Ploughing experience
(preferably one year)
4. Good physique
5. Tight, like a man's anus
6. Nice face
7. Non Jew
 
Notice how not a single person has commented on the picture of lurch's ex girlfriend. :loco: Yes, I too am speechless. The confusion of the lovely nursey dumplings next to that brillo pad armpit bush is a work of dementia.
 
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