plastic rambos/ plastic barbies

[rebirth]

THATS ALL I SEE ON THIS HORRIBLE BOARD NOW!!

HOPEYOU HAVE A HORRIBLE WEEKEND​

 

[derek]

CHEERS!

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Indeed!

 

[Nightshade]

LOL -- you couldn't possibly be seeing me, then, I don't have half the rack that plastic bitch does.

 

[Metal head87]

Barbie sure does have a nice rack. But her ass is too flat.

 

[neal]

armies of the night, evil taking flight
cobra COBRAAA
cobra COBRAAA

 

[Captain Beard]

I'm far from plastic. My legs are steel, my midsection is made of pillows, and my beard is woven from the tears of traumatized babies.

 

[Nightshade]

Barbie sure does have a nice rack. But her ass is too flat.

Uhhh, yeah, I don't have that 'problem' either. Point two. Thanks!

 

[Captain Beard]

Can we see?

 

[Nightshade]

There aren't a lot of pics of me, just in general, so this is the best I can do for you:

 

[Captain Beard]

You're a fruit? My, you sure seem to open up quickly.

 

[Nightshade]

LOL! Nope, "classic" pear shape. The day they come up with a barbie doll that's shaped like a real woman will be the day I actually break down and buy one of the damned things.

 

[El Stormo]

THEY HAVE NO GENITALIA!!

 

[derek]

INFACT, with the obvious exception or two, is anyone here actually hot?

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Haha, who are the obvious two? Karen and Vera?

 

[derek]

I was thinking more like you, me, Will and Swedey.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Wow, I misread that as "two exceptions." It's too early for reading!

 

[derek]

Yeah, it's like early morning there huh?

It's 2.30 in the afternoon here and I'm having lunch.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

It's 6:30 AM, yeah.

I thought you were implying that there were precisely two sexy people on the board, which seemed a little mean.

 

[derek]

Nah, of course not.

Everyone here is a sexy bitch, I was just wondering what the point in this thread is, considering not many folks here are the OMG HAWT HAWT HAWT type.

Also, I never considered either Karen of Vera when I said that, despite both of them being beautiful ladies.