Please post any ideas on how to make money without working here

[ImNoHippy]

think there's anyone in this world that'll give me, say, a few million if i could have it up front and then they could kill me in a couple years or do whatever they want with me? anyone wanna buy some ultra chic sperm paintings i will custom make? they'll be big after i die in a couple years after that sicko rich guy that bought my soul kills me....

 

[ImNoHippy]

and before you ask, no, i'm not suicidal.

unless you consider wanting to kill yourself suicidal.

 

[ImNoHippy]

and yes, i need a hug... greg?

 

[xfer]

* marry Demi Moore, look around for rich man who wants to sleep with her for $1.376 million (adjusted for inflation)

* lawsuits. slip and fall somewhere. consume glass. complain that gasoline does not come with a "warning FLAMMABLE" label.

* scribble a book about a ridiculous fad diet idea that goes against all common sense, then sit on your ass collecting residuals and getting chubby for the rest of your life

 

[minxnim]

* sell plasma (almost no work)

* play lotto

* bank robber (almost no work if you have henchmen)

 

[Baliset]

and yes, i need a hug... greg?

i will always give you a hug DJ.

 

[ImNoHippy]

hmm.. i already eat glass and i don't get paid for it. fuck. already sold plasma, and the thought of my monthly wad of $60 wouldn't cover the cost of my lotto and pinball binging. that robbery thing sounds clutch. i'll start working on a plan right away.

 

[ImNoHippy]

btw does anyone know the winning numbers for friday's mega millions?

 

[xfer]

check that time traveller thread from last month, i think they're posted there. it's just not worth my time to use the UM.com search to find them.

 

[minxnim]

i can't give a serious answer i'm sorry. once suicide jokes start i'm all sarcasm.

 

[Baliset]

ps. i refuse to be your henchman by the way. i've got my own agenda for world domination.

 

[lizard]

dude, pretend you're gay (or be gay in reality), claim that the Bush's gay marriage ban is causing you intense mental anguish, and sue! you'll make millions!

 

[FrostGiant]

Unemployment checks. I've been doing that for a month now. Of course you have to work prior to getting those and they only last for 6 months.

And...

Inflammable means flammable?

 

[ImNoPuppie]

does anyone want a rather cheap sex slave? lets go more towards this direction please. i only cost $60,000 a year.

 

[minxnim]

for every fake account you see, there are thousands more breeding behind the walls.

 

[Baliset]

also dj, sperm pictures are definitely passe right now:

 

[xfer]

calling the_poopy

 

[minxnim]

seriously can someone quote me on that b/c it's forreal

 

[ImNoHippy]

hmm, so is shit... and piss.... i think the new "big" thing is gonna be my new live art exhibit. people wrapped in cellophane trying to move. you know, the different colored stuff.

 

[xfer]

fake accounts seem to have a preternaturally short lifespan, too. they are the archys of the board.