Police Priorities: First they came for the vibrators

[lizard]

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2003/12/16/MNGEA3O52I1.DTL
this is so stupid I can barely stand it. and I'm no stranger to stupidity.

 

[avi]

read that on my way to work this morning. yay texas!

 

[lizard]

best not teach women sexual independence...what a threat that could be to micro-dicked ranchers!

 

[minxnim]

that's the most bizarre thing ever. are vibrators really illegal in texas? holy fucking shit!

 

[lizard]

unless you call it your "novelty"

sure wouldn't want hordes of "novelty" wielding women attempting to overthrow democracy!

 

[minxnim]

that's fucking nuts. i guess they also are in alabama or something. how fucking crazy! and to think, there's a brochure sitting here by my desk about taking it up the ass with various objects! WELCOME TO NEW YORK !