Pope is "deeply ashamed"

[SocialNumb]

Pope apologises - but also blames US permissiveness for child raping priests.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7351742.stm

Vatican 2nd in Command blames homosexuality for child rape by priests (overlooking rape of litle girls)
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/article7096149.ece

Bishop explains how sexy kids on Internet makes it hard for priests to keep in in their pants.
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Wo...sion-And-The-Internet/Article/201004315607185

 

[John_C]

uke:

 

[Notuern]

Someone needs to bomb the Vatican.

 

[John_C]

St. Peters would make some awesome ruins, that's for certain.

Don't worry though, even if we never see it, Ozymandias will get them in the end

 

[SocialNumb]

I always think about all the money they horde and what, even in a small scale, it could do to help the people that truly need it.

plus the rape/protection = uke:

Human imagination is sometimes

 

[slashvanyoung]

You know, say what you want, but when I got lost at the Vatican I found the NICEST restrooms I'd ever seen in my life there. Taking a dump there was a truly divine experience and I felt one step closer to transcendence.

 

[Notuern]

 

[Felix Neumann]

^

 

[Sweetnothing]

^

I'd have to do that trip to experience it!

Seriously, I think faith is one thing, but ( most of) the catholic church is what I'm really pissed off about...

 

[Ermz]

Y'know if they consider themselves a separate state, it's perfectly fine to declare war. I heard, eh, there was some black gold underneath all that real gold they're hoarding.

 

[JBroll]

US permissiveness? That's right, because *we* are the only ones who kept shuffling KNOWN CHILD MOLESTERS around. A sleazy 'apology' like that is *worse than nothing*, and I can't think of a single reason for a Catholic to not be ashamed of such things.

Jeff

 

[narcossintese]

 

[Bekanor]

Yes, it's everyone else's fault that their ordained perverts simultaneously defile innocence while preaching a moral code they do not adhere to themselves.

Resisting the urge to go off on a rant about how religion is holding the human race back from real advancement, I will say that while I understand some people simply need religion to get through the day, I feel truly sorry for them. This must be like when a Megadeth fan finds out what a dick Dave Mustaine is, except worse because he doesn't fuck kids.

 

[John_C]

You know, say what you want, but when I got lost at the Vatican I found the NICEST restrooms I'd ever seen in my life there. Taking a dump there was a truly divine experience and I felt one step closer to transcendence.

The man is right! They are some of the best i've ever used

 

[Mago]

catholics....

 

[Harry Hughes]

Yes, it's everyone else's fault that their ordained perverts simultaneously defile innocence while preaching a moral code they do not adhere to themselves.

Resisting the urge to go off on a rant about how religion is holding the human race back from real advancement, I will say that while I understand some people simply need religion to get through the day, I feel truly sorry for them. This must be like when a Megadeth fan finds out what a dick Dave Mustaine is, except worse because he doesn't fuck kids.

Big +1

 

[ahjteam]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhIhKri2nEc

I watched that episode from Southparkstudios and noticed that this episode was aired originally in July 2002, so it took like fucking 8 years for the pope to give a statement about the scandal.

 

[DanLights]

I always think about all the money they horde and what, even in a small scale, it could do to help the people that truly need it.

This is exactly what has always pissed me off about these people, and the fucking morons who follow them.

So the pope visits X country, with his bulletproof glass car, walks out of it with his 14 bodyguards and 20 snipers scouting the area, as he approaches the poor people of the country, they reach out to him, he reaches out to them with his hands filled with rings that would feed families, and the moment of truth comes...

He kisses them. He holymotherfucking kisses poor people, rich people, poor kids, WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF HELP IS THAT??? Give them a 10000th part of your "independent's state"'s fortune and they will eat for 6 months, at least give them a pizza you fucking hypocritical piece of shit! The fucking pope should die of prison rape by his own followers, then they all die of syphilis that he got by fucking hookers in his church.

I even get pissed off when I see big cathedrals made of fucking gold and stone, created by slaves and at the cost of what a fucking village for those slaves would've costed

 

[Chris_P_Critter]

My shit after a case of beer, 3 burrito's, Asparagus, Chinese Chicken and Broccoli, a few more beers and gigantic plate of Beef Stroganoff > Catholicism

 

[SocialNumb]

This is exactly what has always pissed me off about these people, and the fucking morons who follow them.

So the pope visits X country, with his bulletproof glass car, walks out of it with his 14 bodyguards and 20 snipers scouting the area, as he approaches the poor people of the country, they reach out to him, he reaches out to them with his hands filled with rings that would feed families, and the moment of truth comes...

He kisses them. He holymotherfucking kisses poor people, rich people, poor kids, WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF HELP IS THAT??? Give them a 10000th part of your "independent's state"'s fortune and they will eat for 6 months, at least give them a pizza you fucking hypocritical piece of shit! The fucking pope should die of prison rape by his own followers, then they all die of syphilis that he got by fucking hookers in his church.

I even get pissed off when I see big cathedrals made of fucking gold and stone, created by slaves and at the cost of what a fucking village for those slaves would've costed

^ + infinity