powertool masturbation...not the brightest idea ever.

[MarkG]

http://decentcommunity.org/2009/05/05/women-dies-after-using-jackhammer-as-dildo/

 

[STINNETT]

So she couldn't settle for a dildo festooned reciprocating saw like all the other whores out there, she had to go all the way.....

 

[slashvanyoung]

Holy shit... That's like a Cannibal Corpse lyric coming to life.

 

[GarethSE]

thats fucked up
:|

 

[Jarkko Mattheiszen]

Coming up next on Vaginal Darwin Awards: Angle grinder self-gratification

 

[jipchen]

WTF !?

“She was a horny lady, especially after her husband moved out. My family could hear moans coming from her place all the time.”

 

[Chryst Krispies]

I wonder what she looked like....

 

[livingparody]

thats... umm
:Smokin:

yea. What the hell. you have to be pretty desperate to do that. Or be an extreme masochist.

 

[MarkG]

thats... umm
:Smokin:

yea. What the hell. you have to be pretty desperate to do that. Or be an extreme masochist.

Hey! She was just looking for some love!

about 1000 blows/min of 43 ft/lbs solid steel right up the vagina and into the uterus but still.

 

[Cyanide_Anima]

*assumes Nathan Explosion voice*

Brutal.

 

[Erkan]

Uhhhhhmmm....


I honestly don't know what to say. Think it's better to just say nothing at all.

 

[slashvanyoung]

At first glance, I thought the title says: "powertube distortion...not the brightest idea ever."

 

[MarkG]

At first glance, I thought the title says: "powertube distortion...not the brightest idea ever."

Well, that would be a good discusson in its own right. I'll just stick with kinky/lethal sexual endeavors though, far less threatening.

 

[Black neon bob]

after a neighbor witnessed her using a high-powered jackhammer to pleasure herself.

okay..

 

[Metaltastic]

You know, I think the best part of this is she was butt naked in her driveway trying to do it; and I'm assuming since the neighbor saw it was either broad daylight or she had a light turned on; regardless, talk about lack of discretion!

 

[Jarkko Mattheiszen]

At first glance, I thought the title says: "powertube distortion...not the brightest idea ever."

I read "ProTools masturbation" and already started unzipping my pants.

Wait, did I just say that out loud?

 

[MarkG]

I read "ProTools masturbation" and already started unzipping my pants.

Wait, did I just say that out loud?

Negative, you typed it on a forum to be reread by the universe for years to come.

 

[Line666]

I read "ProTools masturbation" and already started unzipping my pants.

Wait, did I just say that out loud?

I read powertube and my pants were already down for some EL34 on 6L6 action.

 

[Erkan]

You know, I think the best part of this is she was butt naked in her driveway trying to do it; and I'm assuming since the neighbor saw it was either broad daylight or she had a light turned on; regardless, talk about lack of discretion!

Well, kinda stating the obvious here but she must've been nuts... I mean, not just "everyday" kinda nuts, but REALLY nuts... heavy mental issues (not heavy metal, but MENtal! The heavy metal was in her cunt though..).

I bet she was goin' through some crisis and wanted to spice up her life. Talk about getting fucked to death (yea the machine got to fuck atleast!).

 

[Metaltastic]

I read powertube and my pants were already down for some EL34 on 6L6 action.

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