preppy or alex your thoughts on this please

[xfer]

how, almost free?

 

[minxnim]

are you a raelian or just an all around conspiracy theory kind of person or do you go to that stuff for the irony? i am just wondering.

 

[xfer]

Let's just say I now have six brothers instead of one.

 

[minxnim]

wait, what? i wasn't kidding or i mean i didnt say that to be mean to fusoya if that is how it came out. i was just wondering.

 

[xfer]

preppy's meanness-sensitivity is way up! like cat-whisker precise.

 

[minxnim]

i am always precise.

 

[FuSoYa]

I just think it's cool to check stuff out. The Rael seminar is free if you are a student! (I am not a student but I still have my college student ID of course).


Also at the Rael seminar we will all get to form a big line and wait our turn to kneel on a golden pillow and kiss Rael's hairy french peen, no joke.

 

[FuSoYa]

I mean it was a joke and I am hoping that we will not have to do that.

 

[minxnim]

oh okay. i just didnt know if there was some like irony or funnyness is being able to say you went to a raelian thingie. i would be visibly upset because cults make me really sketchy.

 

[FuSoYa]

maybe in being able to say "i sat through Down Periscope but couldn't sit through _____." but the Rael seminar is a totally different animal. We are mainly going to try to outwit/learn the brainwashing tactics and take notes on their spinning luminous DNA helices.

 

[minxnim]

please also figure out how that one bitch got such a big shiny forehead. because it's like one of the more confusing wonders of the world to me as of late.

 

[FuSoYa]

She's all "yo son, what up son, jesus was cloned.
My forehead so bright I be needing eye protection yo."

Ooh wait.. I know. Her forehead is shiny because it's a perpetual light transmission from the Elohim, of course. This is also weird because she looks just like my old boss whose name was Anna Shine.

Huh.

 

[minxnim]

oops i meant to say FIVEHEAD.