Prescription Drug or Metal Band?

[Demilich]

from McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Prescription Drug or Metal Band?

[SIZE=+1]Prescription Drug
or Metal Band? [/SIZE]

[SIZE=-1]BY ERYK SALVAGGIO[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]- - - -[/SIZE]​

1. Norvasc
2. Xentrix
3. Skelaxin
4. Glycolax
5. Eidolon
6. Acyclovir
7. Hirax
8. Mythotyn
9. Krabathor
10. Ilium
11. Ketek
12. Insomnium
13. Armour Thyroid
14. Depakote
15. Lantus
16. Diovan
17. Zetia
18. Gorgoroth
19. Amebix
20. Finntroll
21. Behexen
22. Flonase
23. Xalatan
24. Avelox
25. Ted Nugent
26. Treponem Pal
27. Advair Diskus
28. Zocor
29. Ensiferum
30. Ambien





Answer Key:
Metal bands: 2, 5, 7, 8, 9, 10, 12, 18, 19, 20, 21, 23, 25, 26, 29
Prescription drugs: 1, 3, 4, 6, 11, 13, 14, 16, 17, 22, 24, 27, 28, 30

 

[Sorrow's Servant]

Metal is a drug!

 

[Erik]

2. Xentrix
5. Eidolon
7. Hirax
8. Mythotyn
9. Krabathor
12. Insomnium
13. Armour Thyroid
18. Gorgoroth
19. Amebix <-- actually a crust band with metal influences
20. Finntroll
21. Behexen
25. Ted Nugent
29. Ensiferum

these are metal i think

 

[cthulufhtagn]

ted nugent is not metal

 

[Demilich]

he's also not a ************** product afaik imho

 

[Guthrum]

 

[skeptik]

okay so what the fuck is Lantus

 

[Demilich]

okay so what the fuck is Lantus

quick lets form a band by this name!

 

[Evil?]

Funny stuff.

 

[skeptik]

quick lets form a band by this name!

or a drug

 

[Demonspell]

quick lets form a band by this name!

Or Armour Thyroid...would have got that one wrong if this was in quiz form...

 

[AsModEe]

I could have answered that