Pronto Condoms

[Brooks]

There are few things I hate more than condoms. Country pop, strawberry flavored milk, and Rachael Ray. Then condoms. (you can probably imagine what my own private hell would look like.....)

But it looks like the condom has been reinvented! Viva Pronto Condoms!

 

[Altitudes]

da fook?

 

[El Stormo]

Everyone knows that my pals don't use condoms so they can pass on their AIDS to the entire world.

 

[Burti]

That is fast.

 

[Brooks]

That should be their slogan!


Pronto condoms are fast, so you don't have to be!

 

[Burti]

Quick, rimshot smiley.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Everyone knows that my pals don't use condoms so they can pass on their AIDS to the entire world.

I don't think they were watermelon-folk.

 

[Calamitas1786]

Are people that arsed to put on condoms these days? Is it really worth the 8 seconds you save putting on a normal one?

 

[Psychonaut]

I wear one all the time just in case.

 

[Calamitas1786]

Just in case something comes up.

 

[Burti]

It all cums full circle.

 

[Brooks]

Are people that arsed to put on condoms these days? Is it really worth the 8 seconds you save putting on a normal one?

First penetration is one of the best parts! If I can make that happen 8 seconds early, I'm in!

 

[Morganna]

Maybe they are best for people with dicks the size of carrots.

But I can't figure out why the garlic and onion was there.

 

[Will Bozarth]

 

[Will Bozarth]

i think that was a separate commercial, and it was made to have you think it would be about food... then BAM!

 

[Phoenix5]

sweet

 

[Morganna]

i think that was a separate commercial, and it was made to have you think it would be about food... then BAM!

If the second were separate I would be sending that video to fool people. Hhaha, I would start with the art card site. They have lots of fuddy duddies there that would probably shit themselves.

 

[Shpongled]

Quick, rimshot smiley.

 

[Rebourne]

This is the kind of job I would rather get done right instead of quickly.

 

[Dead Winter]

I actually like strawberry flavored milk.