Proof music magazines know nothing

Goreripper

Goreripper

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US music magazine Blender has compiled a list of the 50 worst music acts ever. Here's the list:

1. Insane Clown Posse
2. Emerson, Lake and Palmer
3. Michael Bolton
4. Kenny G
5. Starship
6. Kansas
7. Asia
8. Vanilla Ice
9. Lee Greenwood
10. Air Supply
11. Latoya Jackson
12. Tin Machine
13. Mick Jagger
14. Yngwie Malmsteen
15. Yanni
16. Oingo Boingo
17. Benzino
18. Pat Boone
19. Dan Fogelberg
20. Howard Jones
21. The Alan Parsons Project
22. Primus
23. Creed
24. Bad English
25. Jamiroquai
26. Celine Dion
27. Colour Me Bad
28. Crash Test Dummies
29. Skinny Puppy
30. Richard Marx
31. Arrested Development
32. The Hooters
33. Japan
34. Live
35. Paul Oakenfold
36. 98 Degrees
37. The Doors
38. Nelson
39. Bob Geldof
40. Blind Melon
41. Whitesnake
42. Rick Wakeman
43. Mike and the Mechanics
44. Manowar
45. Gipsy Kings
46. The Spin Doctors
47. Goo Goo Dolls
48. Master P
49. Toad the Wet Sprocket
50. Iron Butterfly

Proof, if any were needed, that music mags know nothing.
 
Goreripper said:
3. Michael Bolton
7. Asia
14. Yngwie Malmsteen
24. Bad English
41. Whitesnake
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:erk: What's wrong with the people at this magazine?!?!?! Those guys are great! And although I'm not a fan of The Doors, ELP, Rick Wakeman, etc there is no way in hell they should be on a worst music acts list, NO WAY!

Although I have to agree with Insane Clown Posse, Goo Goo Dolls, Spin Doctors, etc.
 
Malmsteen really annoys me too as a guitarist but I really like some of the more melodic rock/AOR sounding songs he did in the '80s. Some good songs with annoying guitar work I reckon lol.

Michael Bolton, I have to admit I like his really early stuff with the big 80s keyboards and cool guitars and stuff. Great AOR!
 
They shouldn't have dissed Iron Butterfly, the drum solo in In a gadda was the basis for early metal drumming.

this people are fucks, and come on, Air Supply rule.
 
At least they put Celine Dion in there.

Bloody over-singing,long necked,chicken dancing,French speaking,Close Encounters alien looking cow.

And what about that arsehole John Mayer?

Everytime his "Your Body Is A Wonderland" song comes on the telly, I feel like sticking rusty forks in my eyes and going my knackers with a hammer.

Boring,boring bastard he is! :zzz:
 
bleh.

for those magazines, "worst" = "most unfashionable at the moment".

Interesting that Arrested Development are in there though. That's a band that was EVERYWHERE about ten years ago... couldn't open a music magazine or turn on an entertainment show about hearing about them... but for all that I can't remember ever actually hearing one of their songs.

So that also goes to show how fickle these magazines are. Build 'em up, cut 'em down.
 
Goreripper said:
US music magazine Blender has compiled a list of the 50 worst music acts ever. Here's the list:

5. Starship
6. Kansas
7. Asia

10. Air Supply
13. Mick Jagger
14. Yngwie Malmsteen

22. Primus
23. Creed
24. Bad English
30. Richard Marx
33. Japan
34. Live
37. The Doors
38. Nelson
39. Bob Geldof41. Whitesnake

43. Mike and the Mechanics
44. Manowar

47. Goo Goo Dolls

50. Iron Butterfly

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these don't suck in my book
 
I challenge anyone to listen to Brain Salad Surgery and then tell me with a straight face that ELP are the second-worst band in the history of the world.

Go on!
 
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