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Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
 
Stealer of Dreams said:
A bunch of quizzes I took today...

What circle of hell will you go to? I got very high for 5 and 6, which are Wrathful & Gloomy and Heretic.

What Dysfunctional Carebear are you? I was the gay bear....

What threat to the Bush administration are you? I'm an atheist.
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BEHOLD! THEY SAY I AM AN ENVIRONMENTALIST, HERETIC (LEVEL 6), AND A NIHILIST BEAR. I AM NOT A HERETIC, THEY ARE THE HERETIC AND SHOULD BE BURNED! I AM NOT A NIHILIST BECAUSE NIETZSCHE IS NOT A NIHILIST! THE HERMENEUTICS OF THIS ACTIVITY HAVE RENDERED ME VERY ANGRY, BUT NOT FULL OF WRATH, FOR THAT IS A SIN.

The Lord said, "If as one people speaking the same language they have begun to do this, then nothing they plan to do will be impossible for them."
 
Lord of Metal said:
"BUT NOT FULL OF WRATH, FOR THAT IS A SIN."

Aha, so you admit that god is a sinner.
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BEHOLD! DO NOT ATTEMPT TO BE TRICKY. GOD IS ALL PERFECT, AND THEREFORE CANNOT BE A SINNER. THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS ARE THE ACTIVITIES OF GOD (HE RESTED ON THE SEVENTH DAY--THAT IS SLOTH BECAUSE HE IS ALL POWERFUL AND DOES NOT NEED REST; HE SAID HIS CREATION WAS "GOOD"--THAT IS PRIDE; YOU ALREADY KNOW HIS RIGHTEOUS WRATH; IN THE COMMANDMENTS GOD SAYS HE IS JEALOUS--THAT IS ENVY; GOD IMPREGNATED THE VIRGIN MARY--THAT IS LUST; MR. DANE SAID, "SEND YOUR MONEY TO JESUS CHRIST/MAIL ORDER YOUR ETERNAL LIFE"--THROUGH THE CHURCH GOD DISPLAYS HIS AVARICE; THERE ARE BILLIONS OF PEOPLE ON EARTH, BILLIONS OF SOULS, AND GOD SAYS, "BE FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLY"--THIS DISPLAYS HIS GLUTTONY), BUT THEY ARE NOT SINS WHEN HE DOES THEM, BECAUSE HE IS GOD AND HE IS GOOD. ONLY WHEN HUMANS DEFILE THESE RIGHTEOUS ACTIVITIES DO THEY BECOME SINS.

I will set my face against you so that you will be defeated by your enemies; those who hate you will rule over you, and you will flee even when no one is pursuing you. If after all this you will not listen to me, I will punish you for your sins seven times over. I will break down your stubborn pride and make the sky above you like iron and the ground beneath you like bronze.
 
Test 1:
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Test 2:

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:rolleyes: ARGH!!!!!!! :lol:

Test 3:

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"BEHOLD! DO NOT ATTEMPT TO BE TRICKY. GOD IS ALL PERFECT, AND THEREFORE CANNOT BE A SINNER. THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS ARE THE ACTIVITIES OF GOD (HE RESTED ON THE SEVENTH DAY--THAT IS SLOTH BECAUSE HE IS ALL POWERFUL AND DOES NOT NEED REST; HE SAID HIS CREATION WAS "GOOD"--THAT IS PRIDE; YOU ALREADY KNOW HIS RIGHTEOUS WRATH; IN THE COMMANDMENTS GOD SAYS HE IS JEALOUS--THAT IS ENVY; GOD IMPREGNATED THE VIRGIN MARY--THAT IS LUST; MR. DANE SAID, "SEND YOUR MONEY TO JESUS CHRIST/MAIL ORDER YOUR ETERNAL LIFE"--THROUGH THE CHURCH GOD DISPLAYS HIS AVARICE; THERE ARE BILLIONS OF PEOPLE ON EARTH, BILLIONS OF SOULS, AND GOD SAYS, "BE FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLY"--THIS DISPLAYS HIS GLUTTONY), BUT THEY ARE NOT SINS WHEN HE DOES THEM, BECAUSE HE IS GOD AND HE IS GOOD. ONLY WHEN HUMANS DEFILE THESE RIGHTEOUS ACTIVITIES DO THEY BECOME SINS."

:lol: I knew that you would give a great answer. I salute you Dearth.
 
I'm a morally deficient, bondage carebear, in the 7th level of hell!

Hehe, i'm corrupting children with pornography!
My total lack of decent family values make me dangerous!

:lol:

-x-
Iris
 
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