quote of the day

[Baliset]

Me(to student on phone): Hi, Financial aid, how can I help you?

Student: Is this Financial Aid?

 

[chupe666]

at that point, it's best to just hang up- because no amount of financial aid can help them until they've come to terms with their own limitations.

 

[avi]

excellent.

jake saying 'what an ass bag' over AIM made my day

 

[deadair]

glad to help avi

 

[chupe666]

Originally posted by avi
excellent.

jake saying 'what an ass bag' over AIM made my day

this had better not have been in reference to me, or else.

HEADZ WILL ROLL.

 

[Baliset]

of course as dumb as this comment was it pales in comparison to a quote from December.

Me(again to student on the phone): Ok so what is the fax number you want me to send this form to?

Student: Well its an out of state number so you'll probably have to dial 1 first.

 

[deadair]

Originally posted by Baliset
Student: Well its an out of state number so you'll probably have to dial 1 first.

the future of america, today.

 

[chupe666]

FHPA : Future Hockey Pucks of America

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

My phone quote of the day (from a couple days ago)

Me: Good afternoon, Harvard Law School Alumni Center.

Crazy Lady: I NEED TO SPEAK TO THE PERSON IN CHARGE OF THE LAW SCHOOL!!

Me: Speaking...

 

[chupe666]

Damn! Now that's service!
Like calling the White House and the President answers.