Gonzo's friend Kat- "You'll be providing the METAL aide for the weekend!"
Me to Shaye: I have to use the restroom.
A few seconds later I return:
Shaye: Well that was fast.
Me: Yeah I found this cool trick. When you open the woman's door to the bathroom it says "HEEEEEYYYYY!"
"Usually I need more beer in me before I get in bed with another woman!"
"My phone auto corrects Gonzo to hmmmm. "
"Be very careful in the closet, there's a slab of Metal on the floor."
Alecia:It's 2 45 am.
Me: I wonder if Therion is still playing?
Talking with a guy I met who said he wanted to join me in the bubble wrap. I explained I'd already done it he said he'd go naked:
Me: Yeah, drop it then.
He disrobes from the waist down.
Me (not breaking eye contact and deadpan): Ok, pull it back up.
Apparently you can walk in the bar with out a shirt but you can't get a beer after 7 am! -Rudy from Creations End
Leah: We should get some Jelly
(Withheld for protection): Jelly, two guys, two girls, man sounds like a good time to me.
"It was the dumbest move I ever let my penis make."-David
"So what's this FROG festival?" -Dr at the ER
"I tried to explain I was at a concert, but they sent me home with a bunch of AA pamphlets!" - Doug
And of course the quote of the weekend! SURPRISE BUTT SEX!
-Metal