Can these leaf blowing beaners put a fucking silencer on their goat damn frijole fire pistols? Every morn, I'm greeted by leaf porn. Get a fucking damn rake ye lazy illegals and work on your golf swing for a change. How much foliage can fall over the course of a sun set? There's an ordinance against every act in this county, ranging from vaping (another stupid practice) to being allowed to love another man, yet this bullshit goes unmolested.
About a month ago I was returning home with some grub in hand, only to turn the corner and be greeted by a gale of baja mugre to mi cabeza de gringo. With granules glistening from my brow, I mustered the affability to greet Hector with a smile. Afterall, he was living the American Dream, one vroom at a time. Time to deport the son of a bitch.
About a month ago I was returning home with some grub in hand, only to turn the corner and be greeted by a gale of baja mugre to mi cabeza de gringo. With granules glistening from my brow, I mustered the affability to greet Hector with a smile. Afterall, he was living the American Dream, one vroom at a time. Time to deport the son of a bitch.
Fuck yeah, rakes are awesome. And hey, I used to be nicknamed Side Show Bob in high school, but I've always harnessed the awesome power of a rake. Currently own two, they keep my yard as tidy as my lazy arse allows.