Trust me, fucker, you need it.
"Desktop audio workstation" vs. "Runs his own successful studio and churns out kickass sounds in his sleep"... winner: 006.
"When I think of Krank, I think of knuckleheaded metal heads." vs. 'Hasn't said anything half that stupid in all the time I've spent here'... winner: 006.
"I don't care how something sounds in a mix, give it to me SOLOED! *widdlywiddly*" vs. "Soloed tone =/= mixed tone"... winner: 006.
Shitty 'post-metal' that could have sounded better if it were recorded into a Zoom with internal drum machine vs. everything from blues to progressive death metal sounding like it cost three million dollars and a night with Eva Green... winner: 006.
"I'm important - I beta-tested some software a while ago!" vs. "Doesn't fuck with people who are important in the music scene just to satisfy his bloated ego"... winner: 006
Owns self by showing off complete ignorance, arrogance, and lack of critical thinking, not to mention basic social skills, vs. Owns everyone from random balls of ego on the Internet to Tommy Fucking Lee Fucking Jones... winner: 006.
Sounds like someone needs to retake "The Basics of Not Failing At Existence 101" to me. I don't know if you realize that the only fitting way to describe your fail before was to quote one of the biggest movie fails of our time, but it does now seem that you are the one who will bring the fail to this forum.
So let's count the fails... doesn't know what DAW stands for (and, even better, acts condescending with "That's desktop audio workstation, for those of you who don't know"), doesn't know how to accept that someone may know something he doesn't, makes an incredibly idiotic comment about 5-string basses, has an entire thread dedicated to his fail and doesn't realize it, is practically unanimously dubbed the most annoying newbie on the forum, accepts fail once and attempts to repent but cannot stop, makes an idiotic and sweeping statement about Krank, again doesn't know how to accept that someone may know something he doesn't, and to top it all off messes with Texas.
That's a pretty epic paragraph of fail. Fortunately, registration at HCAF is still free and you seem like just their type.
Jeff