Random Anal Death.

[SocialNumb]

http://www.thetoyzone.com/2009/blog/boy-killed-by-anal-penetrating-chair/

 

[Skinny Viking]

man, I just puckered up after reading that

I'm sitting on such a chair as I ADRRSDDHWTHTHEDWTHDYJYJHHJHKU!U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[Dalinkwent48@aim.com]

^ lmao

 

[Skinny Viking]

^ lmao

Your response is even better!

LM-ASS-OFF

 

[Ashgarth]

ahahhahahahahaha

 

[Jaymz]

The headline threw me abit "boy killed anal penetrating chair"....I was like wtf he was fucking a chair and was killed??

 

[SocialNumb]

Just when you heard it all . . . a chair kills you. Oh and I thought the same at first^

 

[FIXXXER]

Your response is even better!

LM-ASS-OFF

as we all know, L is R in chinese so it's RMAO,
what could stand for "ripped my ass off"
not funny, but then again

 

[Skinny Viking]

as we all know, L is R in chinese so it's RMAO,
what could stand for "ripped my ass off"
not funny, but then again

well played

 

[Metaltastic]

...

Suddenly I feel the need to carry a phonebook with me to sit on wherever I go in case I end up in one of those chairs

 

[John_C]

Sitting on one right now

 

[kaomao]

I'm sitting on a chair like that... I don't wanna be butt raped by this thing

LMAO

 

[Dalinkwent48@aim.com]

Your response is even better!

LM-ASS-OFF

haha i knew you'd catch on to what i did

 

[timmy_522]

I thought this was something to do with Vlad Dracula (better known as Vlad the impaler). However sitting on a similar chair i am far more concerned, thanks to you every time i sit at my computer i'm going to live in constant fear.

 

[JayB]

Holy fuck is this for real

that chair looked kinda old though... poor kid

 

[drew_drummer]

Sigh... add it to the list of things to be afraid of:

blacks, terrorists, david icke, wardrobes, dogs, aids, flu viruses, windows, buttplugs, and chairs.

 

[abt]

I'm a little concerned about what you're typing into google to find this.

 

[Lasse Lammert]

Sigh... add it to the list of things to be afraid of:

blacks, terrorists, david icke, wardrobes, dogs, aids, flu viruses, windows, buttplugs, and chairs.

haha

I'm a little concerned about what you're typing into google to find this.

lol

 

[deanbailey]

hang on...I dunno if I missed it but why has no one questioned why the chair exploded?

 

[SocialNumb]

Because the short article says why.

The “killer chair” [see picture above] was a common gas-cylinder-based office chair. Most chairs on the market today use gas cylinders and most are created in China.
Back in 2007, a similar incident lead to a metal part being forced into the rear of a 68-year-old man but luckily he survived the ordeal

Ok, it doesn't explain why exactly...