Random Battle

[Black Friday]

Basically create a character and partake in a wacky godmodding powerplaying roleplay. If you don't know what that is, you basically write a little story. Except this doesn't have a story. It's just people beating on each other for no apparent reason. Lets start.

Black Friday walks in.

 

[maiden1]

to the room...everyone stops what they are doing and all look at Black Friday, Black Friday says WTF are you all looking at then said...would you like to see my little friend...Not a frigging word from anyone.

I said """YOU WANNA SEE MY LITTLE FRIEND" and opens his coat to show all the TNT that was strapped to his body, they all shout out...show us your little friend.

So Black Friday drops his pants and said this is my little friend, Black Friday had the biggest smile on his face....everyone pissed themselfs laughing and said whats his nametom thumb....

No not my dick you bunch of pricks, Black Friday points to a little red button.....which is next to his dick and says f*ck you all and presses the red button......

 

[Black Friday]

Captain Obvious walks in and says "Argh! God-modding alert!" And kicks everyone in the balls.

 

[cadavria]

Then the mighty hobbit (Luthien Narmolanya) came in n said " where is my food ? "
no one responds .
Luthien is so hungry he takes Captain Obvious from the hair , drugs him down n takes out his eyes n start eating them n sucking on the brain from the yes wholes .

 

[Black Friday]

All of a sudden the COA (Captain Obvious Army) tries to sneak up on everyone. Unfortunately for them, since they're so obvious they wear neon lights as armor. They are immediately destroyed by an alliance including Bruce Lee, his bitch Chuck Norris, the killer rabbit from Monty Python and James Hetfield. James Hetfield immediately dies from being raped by Lars Ulrich but the rest of the alliance whoops the COAs ass. This curiously has no effect on the story.

 

[mutantllama]

Then the Kool aid guy jumps in and says "Oyeah".

 

[Black Friday]

He then devours peoples livers in a giant bout of fiery Kool-Aid death.

 

[mutantllama]

Then things start dieing.

 

[Black Friday]

This pleases MutantLlama at first but then he gets raped by Lars
Ulrich. All of a sudden the forum unites against this ass-raping drummer.

 

[mutantllama]

I then yell "for UMMM".

 

[Black Friday]

Everybody then looks at the weird mutated zombie with a giant ass. They have no idea what it's saying since its mouth is deformed.
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