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Oh jesusss fucking christ
thats my main complaint about all the fucking twilight fangirls
they all want to fuck that edward cullen dude and its like
HE'S FUCKING DEAD
OR UNDEAD
OR SOMETHING
does that not just come off as a bit wrong to anyone else?! haha
 
rotflmfao. Where the hell did you.... CUM ACROSS THIS?!

I wasnt going for the pun until I realized it was being typed.... but seriously, how DID you come across this? lol
 
wrong just plain wrong ive loved vampire books since i was a kid but this whole twilight thing is such bullshit and the plotlines are terrible
tried t read new moon after being forced to sit through twilight plot line "oh i want be so dead, im so sad hes left me oh now the wolf is making me wet oh now edwards back im happy but im still so saaad" fuck it makes suicidal emo look like rainbow