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Yeah, his dorkiness sorta sucks, but the fact that this sentence could be written in all seriousness in a news story is amazing.

Optimus Prime is heading out to the Middle East with his guard unit on Wednesday to provide fire protection for airfields under combat.
 
Crap, I passed 1000 posts on that last one and didn't even notice till now. How ironic that I should be discussing somebody else's dorkiness in my own milestone-of-dorkiness 1000th post.