Read this!

[Hawk]

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=152390

 

[Clammy]

It's funny cause it's true!

Did you guys know that Corey Taylor is a fucking shrimp??? He must be about 5'4"! I went the the NAMM show in Anaheim back in January, and as I was leaving the convention hall the first night, I had to go for a leak, and he pulled up to the urinal beside me, hehehe... I'm not "tall", but I was looking down on him! He must have that "I'm short and pissed off at the world" thing going on!

Cheers!

 

[Hawk]

O I'll bet my ass it's true! Those fuckers hate the real metal freaks like us. Cause we expose them for the sham they are!

 

[Wyvern]

It's funny cause it's true!

Did you guys know that Corey Taylor is a fucking shrimp??? He must be about 5'4"!

I'm 5'5", and I'm not a fucking shrimp! A 'Piranha' or a 'Barracuda' maybe...

And Hawk thanks for the link, I enjoyed the post a lot. I hate mallcore to the Nth degree, and I always considered the clowns in Shitknot the worst of the bunch (bad musicians and cheap clones of GWAR or any other theatrical band). I'm glad someone else from far away reinforce my beliefs with a true story.

 

[Hawk]

Thats why I posted this buddy

 

[Bryant]

I always considered the clowns in Shitknot the worst of the bunch (bad musicians and cheap clones of GWAR or any other theatrical band). I'm glad someone else from far away reinforce my beliefs with a true story.

That was a funny little story. I honestly don't know how people can like that garbage. Then again punk was famous too and I like very little of it.


Bryant

 

[delize]

Well, call me shrimp if you must.... I'm only 5'

That WAS a funny story! Thanks Hawk!

 

[carnut]

This reminds me of a Van Halen concert we went to...The opener was Little Angels or so (not very sure any more about the name). They were soooo boring...the singer tried to get attention by giving a loud "hey!" in between songs. As it was pretty quiet my friend yelled a very loud "hey!" back. The vocalist put up is hand to him and immediatly my friend pointed at his watch and waved him to get off stage...Not a real nice thing to do, but it was funny as hell, all the people who saw it (a lot!) had a good laugh ...